Getting your small business started with AI is a heavy lift.
Everyone and their dog says they’re “using AI.” All your software vendors are adding agents to their products. Your neighbor swears by ChatGPT. Meanwhile, you’re still answering customer emails at 8pm, copy/pasting order data into your CRM, and posting socials in the parking lot.
You have certainly tried. You subscribed to a newsletter you saw on Instagram, played with Claude for an afternoon, got something generic back, and quickly reverted to the old way. YouTube tutorials assume you have a free week and a solid IT department. The big consultancies want a five-figure retainer for your AI strategy. Your IT guy is always fixing the printer.
Your hours keep leaking. Every hour you spend doing work a machine could handle is an hour you’re not spending on customers (or on the beach).
The gap between businesses that figure AI out and those that don’t grows exponentially.
Twisted Puppy AI Consulting Services
We are the practical middle ground: a local expert who sits with you, learns how your business runs, and builds AI into the parts that waste the most time.
No jargon, 20-slide deck, or lock-in.
Most AI consultants are either marketers who learned prompting this year or enterprise firms that don’t return a small business’s calls.
Twisted Puppy is backed by 20+ years building cloud software. And we’re in the South Bay, so when something needs fixing, we show up.
What this can look like for you…
These aren’t hypotheticals. They’re AI agents we built and run in our own business every week. We adapt them to yours.
Walk into every sales call really prepared.
Before: Five minutes of frantic LinkedIn scrolling in the parking lot before the meeting.
After: The agent researches the prospect, their company, recent news, and likely pain points, then gives you a one-page brief with the questions worth asking.
Run a content engine while you work.
Before: The blog hasn’t been updated since your website launched.
After: One agent finds topics your customers are searching for. Another drafts the post in your voice. A third adds the SEO details. You review, tweak, and publish.
Your daily tasks, bookended.
Before: Calendar in one tab, inbox in another, and Friday arrives with no idea where the week went.
After: A morning brief shows what matters today. An evening recap shows what got done. A weekly summary shows what moved and what slipped.
Create ad copy without a starting blank page
Before: You need new Google or Instagram ads and stare at the box for an hour.
After: Describe your business and your customer’s biggest headache. Get 20 headline variations built around the problems that make people click.
Your business has its own version of these. The free walkthrough is where we find it.
Let’s Talk
Start with a free 30-minute walkthrough. Walk away with a short list of what AI can take off your plate, even if you never hire us.